[Brian and Stewie are at the toilet]
How do you think it works?
I have no idea.
Look, Lois told me I had to start using the toilet and you're the one who's had potty training, so I'm counting on you to help me.
All right, we're two intelligent guys. We can figure this out.
What's that big back part?
Maybe that's where the wizard lives who operates this thing. It would be wise not to anger him.
I wonder what this thing is for.
Brian, be careful with that. We don't know what it does.
[sighs] All right, here goes.
Oh, God, oh, God. Careful, careful, careful, careful...
[the toilet flushes, frightening Stewie and Brian, who run out of the room]
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