[after finding a drunk Brian sitting by a fire hydrant] Oh, God, a gutter? How cliché!
I don't know what went wrong. I was just trying to live for the moment, you know? Because life can end so abruptly and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Is that why you've been on this path to self-destruction? You know, Brian, as smart as you are, you've just got to accept the fact that there are some things in life you just can't control.
You mean, the way you can't control that messed up way that you laugh when you think something's is really, really funny?
[cut to a scene of Stewie and Brian watching Hope & Faith]
Well, Hope, I don't understand why these cookies are giving us all the fits.
Well, no wonder, Faith. That's not baking power. It's sneezing powder.
[Stewie laughing]
But, I already bought a whole batch to the church bake sale.
[Stewie laughing]
No wonder that priest kept saying "Bless you".
[Stewie laughing]
[cut back to Stewie and Brian]
Yes, and I accept that. Your problem is you think that just because you're not in control, nothing matters. Th-that YOU don't matter. But you know what? You matter to someone. [voice breaks] You matter big time... [runs off]
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