[Brian and Stewie are joking about Marian]
Hey, Brian. Marian just called you an alcoholic.
Oh, yeah? Marian just called you a homo.
Wait a second. I'll be right back. [leaves, then returns with a cucumber] Hey, Brian, Brian. What if I put this cucumber right here? Put the cucumber right there. Do you think Patrick would be angry?
[both laugh]
I don't know, man! It's his wife!
You don't think he'd be ticked off if I put this... Just put that right there? Just right in that spot, right there on the couch?
[laughing] Hey, Marian's giving you a thumbs up! [laughs]
You know what we should do? We should let it sit here for a couple of weeks and see if it pickles!
[both laugh]
If after three weeks, it pickles, then she's real, and we both have to buy Patrick a steak!
[both laugh harder]
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