I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same ol' routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like there was a secret hole in me.
Quagmire [in the background]: Oh, God!
...And I was tryna fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things...
Oh, God!
...And I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
OH GOD!!!
I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
That one is also sexual. [walks away happily]
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