[Inspecting passengers at the airport for contraband] No drugs. She's good. He's clean.
Well looks like that's it except for the flight crew.
Hey-ey, Brian! What's with the Johnny Law routine?
Say hello to our newest narc. He's a natural.
Oh yeah? How good are you?
[Sniffs Quagmire's crotch] You're back from Manila. You had Lumpia for dinner, then you made love to two Filipino women. [Sniffs again] And a man.
You mean three Filipino women.
[Brain looks at Quagmire seriously]
[Realizes he slept with a man] Noooo!
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