Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life.
That's not true. I wrote The Bonfire of the Vanities.
No, you didn't!
You win this round, Lois.
You're not being creative! You're just destroying a wonderful show!
Hey, hey. I have more creativity in my whole body than most people do before 9:00am.
The only thing you create before 9:00am is exactly what you've turned my show into!
I think my work will speak for itself. [walks out of room and comes back a few seconds later] [laughs] I just got that. A poop joke? That's real creative, Lois.
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