SMSoccer Mom
That's the tenth time today! Nice grab, orca! Hey, get Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!
Hey, hey, hey, easy, fella, that's my kid! Now apologize.
SMSoccer Mom
Okay, I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead, stinkin' blue cheese [As he knocks the can of beer out of Peter's hand] fat ass!
Alright, that's it! [He punches Soccer Dad and everyone gasps]
Way to go, Dad!
BBoy
Hey, you hit my mom!
No, I hit your dad.
MMan
Whoa! Stand back! Give her some air!
You mean, give "him" some air.
WWoman
Call an ambulance! She's going into labor!
You...you mean, "he's" going into labor... [sound of baby wailing] Whoops.
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