It doesn't get any better than this.
Nope, it does not. [cautiously] You ever...think about working somewhere else?
I used to. But with you doing these ads, it's practically the family business. Maybe we can get Janey a job in payroll when she's 15.
I think about it. Quitting showbiz. Buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield. Go back to being a real cowboy again.
And what would I do?
You would look pretty? And help me raise chickens?
[laughs] No.
You would look very good in a pair of overalls.
[getting out of the hot tub] What's gotten into you?
A gin martini. [sighs] I don't know. Maybe I've been reading too much news lately. Got me second-guessing the whole city life.
[Barb starts getting dressed. Cooper watches her put on a Pipboy, suspicious.]
Oh come on, you've seen these around.
Not on you, I haven't.
Bud Askins. He licensed these from RobCo. We're integrating them with the Vault-Tec access systems.
[rolls his eyes] Bud Askins.
Bud Askins. Trust me, I know. The company's filled with guys like him. But Vault-Tec exists, with or without me. Doesn't do anyone any good to complain from the sidelines.
All I'm saying is, we've got one life. Do you really want to spend your nine-to-five working with these assholes?
I need this job, Coop. It guarantees us a spot in one of the Vaults.
We got money. We can buy a spot in one of the Vaults...
One of the good Vaults.
[taken aback] What's that supposed to mean?
I...I'm doing what I can. Just trust me. Please?
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