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S5 E6

F Is for Family · Season 5, Episode 6

Bill Murphy and Frank Murphy in “Screw Ups”

Bill Murphy

That night last year, when I puked all over the table - I puked because I was hiding under the bed when you and Mom were...

[Cut to far away; some birds are disturbed as Frank screams]

Frank Murphy

NO!!!!! OH... JESUS CHRIST!!!!! NO!!!!!

[Cut to Frank driving Bill home in uncomfortable silence]

Frank Murphy

I don't care... what you do... for the rest of your life... as long... as you never speak a word of this to your mother, okay? That woman's already half dead from you kids, and th-this would put her in the ground. You hear me?

Bill Murphy

Okay. Can I still be your cop?

Frank Murphy

Only if you promise to arrest me and put me on death row.

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