Frank Murphy
So, now you got a record, you made your mother cry, and you're gonna miss another day of summer school. At this rate, the baby's gonna graduate before you do. What do you have to say for yourself?
Kevin Murphy
... Door was supposed to swing out...
Frank Murphy
Yeah, well, I should have pulled out! Fucking jailbird!
International Touch
[approaching Kevin] Aww, your pimp is so mean. You sweet piece of white toffee. Come with International Touch - you will be my queen!
Frank Murphy
He's not a girl, he's my son, and he's wearing his mother's blouse!
International Touch
Damn! You, sir, have failed as a father.
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