Andy and Maggie in “Episode 5”

Well, there is that test I can give you.

What test?

The racism test they give you when you join the Council to make sure you're not a racist.

I've never heard of it.

Yeah, do you want to do it? Just ten questions-- You've got to answer totally honestly, okay? Just relax, you've got nothing to worry about... unless you are a racist... Okay, question one: Who would rather see with their shirt off? Brad Pitt or Sir Trevor McDonald?

Brad Pitt, obviously.

Obviously?

What?

I can't say anything until the end. Right, question two. This is about racial awareness, cause often you catch out a real racist because they don't know or care about any black issues. Who is the prime minister of Great Britain?

Tony Blair.

Correct. Who is the Prime Minister of Namibia?

[stressed] I don't know...

Ooh, you knew the white one... Okay, um, oh dear... Who is the Queen of England?

Queen Elizabeth II.

Correct. Who is the President of Djibouti?

Oh, this is ridiculous! I've never even heard of blubbin' Djibouti!

Oh! Please do not ridicule the totally valid African language, please. Alright, next question. Who would you rather have waiting for you when you get home tonight: Johnny Depp or OJ Simpson?

Johnny Depp, because of the murder thing.

Because of the murder thing? I think you'll find that OJ Simpson was acquitted, but in your eyes because he's black, he's still guilty.