Andy, Maggie and others in “Episode 3”

Have you talked dirty back to him? Have you?

No, no, I have not. I don't know what to say to him, it's too embarrassing. What if I say, like, something and he just laughs at me, or something and he, and it's too much and he gets all offended.

Well, no, it's just all stuff like, "Ooh, I'm playing with myself."

Sounds interesting.

Hi. Not me. Her.

Go on.

Her boyfriend likes to talk dirty on the phone and she doesn't know what to say to him.

Oh, yeah, that can be a bit awkward. Well, why don't you just start off with something light, you know, like, um, "I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa Loompas." You know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey. And then you can get more hardcore, rattle off the old classics, like, "I'm playing with my dirty pillows," "I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb-ferret," and then go straight in hard, like, "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right?

Yeah.