[After Andy has spoken to Ben Stiller out of turn]
Who are you?
Nobody.
What's that? Who?
Nobody.
That's right. Nobody. Yeah. And who am I?
It's either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.
[Pause]
Was that supposed to be funny?
You tell me, you were in it.
Get off my set. Go on, get off my set.
[Andy shrugs and turns to leave. Ben Stiller turns his back to Andy, then swings back again, not finished]
Hey, do you know how much Meet the Fockers made in its opening weekend?
No.
No, you don't do you? [Suddenly points to a random crew member] What do you think?
I dunno.
Take a wild guess.
Twenty million?
[Smugly, to Andy] Way off. Double it. Add six. Forty-six, three days. Seventy million, five days. Five hundred million worldwide. Number one movie in India, right now.
[Unimpressed] Well done. Bye, nerd.
[Livid] Oh, I'm a nerd?!
Yes, you are.
I'm a nerd! I've kissed Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore! I, uh, I slapped Jennifer Aniston's butt!
In films.
It still counts! [Stomps away, turns, realizes the entire cast and crew is staring at him; defensively] It still counts! … It still counts. I did it. [Stomps off]
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