[Frank is showing Ray and Robert how to act at a Civil War Re-enactment]
Okay, I was just about to show Robert how to act when you get shot.
What, like upset?
No, it's got to be realistic. Here, let me show you. Robert, make a gunshot noise.
What caliber, .22 or .45?
Ray.
Bang.
[Frank grabs his chest and backs off]
[yelling] I'm hit! Keep fighting, men. Kill those rebel bastards!
[Frank backs away some more, in an overly dramatic pose and after a few seconds lies still]
Abigail. Dear Abigail, my pretty non-nagging Civil War wife.
[Frank gurgles and then finishes his acting by rolling his eyes. Ray and Robert stare on in disbelief. Frank gets up.]
See? Getting shot is fun.
Not if you're watching.
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