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Everybody Loves Raymond · Season 1, Episode 3

Marie and Alda in “I Wish I Were Gus”

Marie

You never even sent a gift.

AAlda

My gift was that I came at all.

Marie

What kind of a horse's ass gift is that?

AAlda

You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass!

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