My name is Tallulah LaFitte. I came in here the other day to get my hair dyed honey brown, and it come up like this!
Well, did you have color in your hair before you came in?
So, what if I did? I didn't want my hair to be orange! I look like Ronald BlackDonald!
Well, hair is like crayons, you know? You mix colors, you get new colors. If you don't know what you mixin', you don't know what you're gonna get.
I don't care about no mixin' colors, miss! You need to give me a refund!
You need to put those fingers away!
Um, we don't give refunds. That's our policy. Didn't you read the signs?
Then I need to speak to the manager!
She's just gonna tell you the same thing I just said.
How do you know that?
Because she is me! So I'm sorry, but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours, it's not our fault.
That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears.
Ah-ah! This is not over, miss! Until you give me back my money, I'm putting a mojo on you and yours. A hex on everything you touch and everything you do. So it is said, so it shall be done. [chants in foreign language, then leaves the beauty salon]
That was Barack Obama's middle name.
And Obama-lu to you, too!
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