Monk and Mr. Omar in “Unfinished Business”

Monk

I also will take that, uh... helmet and those death darts.

Mr. Omar

That's a crock-pot and pens, man!

Monk

Not in the jungle, it's not. You know, I can make me a hand grenade out of a can of Cheez Whiz and a dress sock.

Mr. Omar

Well, you need to use it to blow your own brains out. Don't they have centers for people like you?