While you were out takin' your time, sippin' on coffee, your son was here staging a COUP!!
A coup? What? Who, Drew?
CHRIS! I spent 20 hours of labor pushin' out that big-eared boy, and he turns around and does this to me?!
Does what? What did he do?
What did he do? Oh, what? You're on HIS side now?!
No, no! I... I'm just tryin' to find out what's goin' on!
Oh, what's goin' on? What's goin' on? Lemme think about what's goin' on. YOUR SON IS TRYING TO KILL ME!! That's what's goin' on! I, I... I cook. I clean. I care for this family, and what do I get in return? Just a FULL-SCALE MUTINY! Led by a child who I bore for a man who's supposed to love and honor and protect me! You know, I thought we were all in this together, but you know what? I'm findin' out now that I'm just BY MYSELF!
Rochelle, what did he do?
I told Chris to wash the dishes and he told me, "No." And what do you do? Nothing!
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