When I turned in my story, Lisa read me the riot act.
You call yourself a writer? This is the worst story I've ever read. I just wasted 20 minutes of my life. Do you know how many trees died for you to write this? You're destroying the ozone layer. People are gonna get cancer.
OK, OK. I get it. So, what's wrong with it?
Everything. I mean, who wants to read about some crusty old ghetto Romeo?
Well, you told me to write about something I know, and I know this guy.
Well, if this is the best you can do, maybe you should think about doing something else.
Like the Chess Club?
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