Caruso had made my life a livin' hell. He had beaten my ass every day and nothing kept him away. Not a 104-degree fever... [Caruso punches Chris in the face and sneezes] ...and not even a national summer holiday.
[Caruso arrives at Chris' door dressed as Uncle Sam]
Happy 4th of July, Sammy. [punches Chris]
[The Teacher gives to Caruso a report card] When he got a F on his paper.
F. [punching Chris in the face]
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