Chris and Greg in “Unfinished Business”

Chris

How are you gonna follow someone with a fake mustache and a Hawaiian shirt and expect them not to notice you?

Greg

Works for Magnum P.I.

Chris

Number one, Tom Selleck is a 45-year-old man. Two, he wears Hawaiian shirts in Hawaii. There, they're just shirts. It's like Chinese food in China.

Greg

Nothing could be further from the truth. There's Mandarin, Cantonese, Szechuan, my favorite, Hunan, Shanghai...