If you could add and subtract, you could do this!
My mom applied that kind of logic to a lot of situations.
[Chris and his family are in a bank vault dressed as bank robbers]
If you can crack an egg, you can crack a safe!
[Rochelle and Drew are in a hospital dressed as surgeons]
Boy, if you can lace up a sneaker, you could stitch up a chest! [to another surgeon] Suture.
[Rochelle and Tonya are on a plane dressed as skydivers]
If you can jump rope, you could jump from the plane! Go! Go!
[Tonya jumps off the plane without her parachute]
Baby, you forgot your parachute!
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