My mother had lost more stuff in her purse than the Bermuda Triangle. She lost little things.
There's my lipstick.
She lost big things.
There's that skillet.
She lost great big things.
There's that gallon of milk.
And things she didn't know how she lost.
There's my purse.
They might have found Biggie's killer if they looked inside my mother's purse.
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