[Julius comes to help Chris, who is confronted by Malvo]
So I'm supposed to be afraid because you brought your daddy out here?
No, you s'posed to be scared because if you ever put yo hands on my son again, you ain't goin' to jail. [Holds up metal baseball bat] I'm goin' to jail.
[Eyeing bat] Whatchoo gonna do?
You find out what I'm gonna do. You think I'm playin'? When you in the shower, I'm gonna be there.
[Cuts to Malvo exiting the shower, turning and noticing Julius standing there with the bat]
You think I'm playin'?
[Cuts to Malvo, Chris and Julius]
When you watchin' TV, I'll be there.
[Cuts to Malvo watching TV. On the TV, Julius, driving a truck, holds up the bat]
You think I'm playin'?
[Cuts to Julius, Chris and Malvo]
Even in yo dreams, I'm gonna be there.
[Cuts to Malvo in a courthouse]
Mr. Malvo, you're free to go. [Malvo dances in joy] Case dismissed. [Bangs gavel]
[Turns and points to someone off screen] Yeah, what'd I tell you dude?! [Turns and sees Julius holding the bat] Hey!
You think I'm playin'?
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