Narrator and Chris in “Unfinished Business”

Narrator

Later, I was thinking about Greg, and I wondered how my heroes would handle bein' a hall monitor. I thought about how Mr. T would handle it.

Chris

[as Mr. T] I pity the fool who ain't got no hall pass.

Narrator

I thought about how Dirty Harry would handle it.

Chris

[as Dirty Harry] Well, I know what you're thinking. Was that the first bell or the second bell? Well, you have to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

Narrator

I even thought about how the Terminator would handle it.

Chris

[as the Terminator] No citation? I'll be black.