Narrator: While my Dad is trying to figure out what to give, the kids here at goldsteins are trying to figure out what they can get.
[Julius is working as a mall Santa]
So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
LGLittle Girl
A Malibu Barbie with the pink remote-controlled Corvette, the Barbie townhouse and the Barbie swimming pool.
Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
LGLittle Girl
No.
Well, Santa's gonna tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
LGLittle Girl
No.
Well, neither does Santa.
[the little girl starts crying]
Welcome to my world, kid.
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