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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator and Julius in “Unfinished Business”

Narrator

I tried to imagine doin' the things that Greg talked about with my father, like bringin' him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe.

Julius

Are you crazy? Well you better get me some bacon!

Narrator

I thought about takin' my dad to the zoo to see some penguins.

Julius

We're payin' $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese?

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