From the time he was a kid to the time he was an adult, my father loved to find money.
CJChild Julius
Mom! Mom! Mom! I found a quarter! I love you, quarter... I'm gonna keep you and name you Bernard!
[flashback: woman giving birth]
DDoctor
It's a boy!
I found a dollar!
That's not even my mother!
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