[First scene in the series]
[narrating] 1982. That was the year I turned 13. Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager. I was gonna have women, money, stay out late-- I thought it was gonna be the bomb. Boy, was I wrong.
CHRIS! Get in the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat! [under her breath] Disgusting!
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