Dad?
What?
Dr. Abbot is outside.
Now!? What does he want?
I don't know, but he's wearing slippers.
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I still can't believe my dad let you pick me up instead of him. How did you swing that?
It wasn't that hard actually, we did quite a lot of bonding over the summer.
Wha... you bonded with my father?! Why?
Well he's a lot funnier than you give him credit for and he's the one person in town that didn't mind me talking about you 24/7.
This is way too weird to process. I am picturing you and my dad splitting a coke at Mama Joys and it's freaking me out.
One coke. Two straws.
Stop it.
[after she sees Ephram] Oh my God, he's here how weird is that? It's like we're always in the same place, it's like fate or something.
Well, it could be that there's only one Main Street in Everwood but fate is nice too.
Delia was wearing a dress.
Yeah, I know. It's weird.
Are you implying that I'm wooden?
Wooden? You are a 2-by-4!
I just quit yearbook.
Damn! I just signed up.
Harold! No wait! [The sprinklers turn on, Harold looks at Andy] I was gonna say... go right.
What's wrong with you?
Broke up with Amy.
Already?!
Shut up Delia.
[to Amy] You turned your schedule into something the president couldn't even handle! Not that that's saying much...
[To Andy] Oh please, if I got upset hearing about every guy who cheated on his wife, I'd have to give up my soaps and you know I'd never do that.
[After Ephram messes up and stops playing] You know you'd think that since you practice so much you wouldn't suck so bad.
Yeah, well if you didn't study so much you would know that guys don't care if chicks are smart. [Amy hits him and Ephram blocks]
First of all, even if Hannah did have a crush on me... which I don't think she does... she'd be way too terrified to ever do anything about it. [Long pause] Unlike your friend Katie.
What did Katie do?
She totally grabbed my ass in gym the other day.
She did what?!
What do you think about Brian Cummings? Do you think he's cute?
Well, I should make something clear right off the bat - I don't do threesomes.
When you like someone, you try not to let them know, but when you hate someone you try to be nice so they don't know. But when you love someone...
I've got to go pick up Delia from Brittany's. Apparently, fifth grade sucks. But she's convinced that some hot chocolate syrup and rocky road will help make it better.
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