Kerry and Princess Taffeta in “Fear Of Commitment”

Kerry

Give me that pepper spray. Hey! Give it to me. Do you want me to have you arrested?

I told him not to touch me or my personal possessions.

Kerry

Dr. Malucci was only trying to help you. You seriously injured him.

Yeah, well, I hope I taught him some manners.

Kerry

Have you been in this ER before?

I've been in a lot of ERs. And to be honest, this one's substandard.

Kerry

Oh, well, you'd feel more comfortable in jail.

You know they used to drown redheaded babies in the old days cause they thought they were evil.

Kerry

And they used to burn crazy people who they thought were witches.