Rule #1: feed the nurses. It makes the job 50% easier.
“An Intern's Guide to the Galaxy” · Season 11, Episode 5
In this episode: Lucien Dubenko (3), Abby Lockhart (1), Ray Barnett (1)
Jet-skis account for only 20% of boats but are involved in 44% of injuries. Know why that is, Dr. Lockhart?
No.
"No" is right -- no throttle, no steering, no way to stop.
Ischemic brain injuries need oxygen, but did you know oxygen forms free radicals after a traumatic injury? Mother nature is such a bitch.
The difference between a physician and a witch doctor is appreciation of the science beneath the disease.
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