I was hall monitor for a day in the 5th grade and they fired me for selling passes to the other kids.
Well, I'm sure you've matured since.
Not that much really.
“Walk Like a Man” · Season 9, Episode 4
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (3), Kerry Weaver (2), John Carter (1), Luka Kovač (1), Susan Lewis (1), Gallant (1)
You hit another doctor?
Yeah, Dr. Pratt
Oh. Well in that case, I'll overlook it.
[to Luka] When you're waiting on a patient's results, it's not necessary for you to boff that patient's mother in the storage closet.
[As Abby is removing a dead goldfish from the tank in the waiting room]
Time of death, 7:36 a.m.
Ah. Your goldfish coded?
Yep. Third time this week. Every afternoon I restock the little pond here, and every morning it's like the Exxon Valdez came through.
You can get somebody else to do this for you.
Well, I'm committed.
Committed fish killer.
[Abby drops the fish into Carter's coffee cup]
And the moral of the story is?
Never sleep with a patient's mother.
At least not until the labs are back.
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