You've been in a bad mood for months and I don't know how to talk to you anymore.
What's the statute of limitations on post-traumatic stress?
I think we've all cut him plenty. He needs some help.
He doesn't need a shrink. He needs friends who support him.
He's not going to have any friends, supportive or otherwise, if he keeps this up.
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I looked him dead in the eye and I said, "That might fly with your Hollywood chippies, Mr. President, but I am a lady."
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He took his hand off my rear and apologized.
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Then I slept with him.
How many patients do you think we see in the hospital every year?
Would that be real patients, or turkeys?
Your count will be about 95 percent higher if you count all the wackos.
It's not my job to be their best friend.
No. Just their caregiver.
I love you, Carol. [drives away]
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