[on inserting a catheter] Now you are ready to insert, applying gentle, constant pressure.
MSMed Student Ivan Fu
Isn't this a nurse's job?
You need to know how, Ivan. So grab that penis, and show it who's boss.
“Good Touch, Bad Touch” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: John Carter (1), Robert Romano (1), Peter Benton (1), Elizabeth Corday (1), Cynthia (1)
[to Mark] Who peed in your cornflakes?
Peter Benton, Rocket Romano.
Dr. Benton. Hey, Lizzie's talked about you. Tell me something. Do you think Chris Rock is funny?
Excuse me?
The comedian, Chris Rock. He did that HBO special. Must have used the N-word 50 times; N-word this, N-word that. They're calling him a genius. If I went around saying the N-word, you'd probably want to smack the hell out of me. Am I right?
[long pause] I think Chris Rock is hilarious. [walks away]
[calling after him] Good to meet you!
Have a good night!
[ironically] You're right. I like him.
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