“Random Acts” quotes from E.R.

You don't get bills from people who kill your child. You don't pay people who lose his body between their morgue and a coroner so that you have to postpone a funeral for two days.

Mark

I'm sorry. I had no idea that happened.

Nobody has any idea, but you tell them that she doesn't get another piece of mail from this hospital unless it's an apology.

Mark

I'm very sorry for your loss.

I'm not threatening to sue. I'm sure you have a department for that too, but if my mother gets another bill from this hospital, maybe I'm gonna kick some ass. Maybe I'll start with yours.

Carol

[while reading a story that was found under the desk] "Witchcraft attracted her as a child when Zulu tribesmen on her father's game preserve tried sorcery to heal her shriveled leg."

Jerry

Oh, Weaver's in it?

Doug

Hey you guys! It's Mark!

Am I gonna have a scar?

Maggie

A small one.

But I'm a majorette!

Those who minister to the anointed must shun the flesh of pigs. Refuse the carnal touch of any man!

Maggie

No meat, no men. I'm your woman.