[Eric and Ari argue over Vince's choice of playing the lead role in Medellin and find out the top prospect for the lead.]
Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
Where is Vince on that list?
He ain't on the list.
Well, how do we get him on the list?
You do Aquaman, you stupid fuck!
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