[Drama's on the warpath because Bob Saget took a script for a show he wanted to do with John Stamos]
Get down here, Bob, and take your beating.
Drama, you're acting insane. Put the bat down.
Yeah, leave him alone. Bob is a good man.
Yeah, a good man who's trying to steal my life!
I didn't steal anything!
Oh yeah? A guy writes a script for me, and you just swoop in and take it? Now get down here before I start smashing cars!
Please don't hit the Volkswagen! That one is mine.
Who says he wrote it for you?
Roger Jay says.
The writer? I know Roger, Drama. He told that to everybody. He gave it to me six months ago. I just never opened it.
Yeah right!
Come inside. We'll call Roger together. I'll prove it to you.
Are you kidding?
[raises right hand] My hand to God.
Jesus Christ.
I'll give you a blowjob if it'll make you feel better. [Saget looks at her] What? I'm just trying to make him feel better.
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