Joe, this is aweful, this is terrible. Do you see what's going on here? The Shapiros are up there performing their hearts out to get people to laugh. And you know what they're doing? They laugh at them. That is not funny.
Ellen, that's exactly what you wanted. The place is packed, you're making money.
I can't take this money, it's blood money. The Shapiros think they're good. I feel like the guy who owned the Elephant Man.
Ellen, these people paid good money to see really bad act. Don't you think our customers deserve the worst?
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