El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera · Season 1
[after shaving off Tony and Knuckles' beards and mustaches] Thought you could use a trim. [snips his fingers like a pair of scissors]
[Tony and Knuckles both grunt and regrow their beards and mustaches]
Nobody sullies our mustaches. Well, now he pays a heavy price.
Go ahead, do your worst. Okay, maybe your second worst.
Too bad we got here late and they only had one costume left for you.
[wearing a princess kitten costume; dismayed] Princess Fluff-a-puff, master of the flying kittens.
Come on, you look adorable.
Never speak of this again.
[Manny and Frida are waiting excitedly in line at the movie theater to get tickets for…]
Chainsaw Ninjas VS. The Mutant Bloodworm!
WHOO! This is gonna be the best movie ever!
[as Manny climbs up to the ticket booth on a small ladder] Sorry, no children.
Ah, but I am no mere child. I am… [spins his belt buckle] EL TIGRE!
Yes? And I am… [spins his name tag] The Assistant Manager! [pushes Manny off the ladder] Next!
[offended] Oh, yeah? Well, who wants to see a lousy movie, anyway?
You sure about this?
Yeah. Mucho-grow plant food. The bottle says it'll make anything grow.
Well, you do look older. [Manny glares savagely at her; shrugs nervously] Gehhh…
I would give anything for a mustache! ANYTHING!
[Manny, Frida, and Raul face Dr. Chipotle Jr. and his guacamole monster, demanding to get back his El Tigre belt after finding out he switched it with a fake belt made out of aluminum foil and gum]
All right, Dr. Habanero!
[agitated] CHĪ-PÔT-LE!!!
I'm gonna get my belt back.
You haven't seen the last of me, El Tigre! [laughs and jumps into a pipe chute]
Dang! Dr. Paprika got away!
[calling out] CHĪPÔTLE!!!
Nope. That's the escape hatch. He just jumped into the incinerator chute.
[burned and battered] I detest you people.
[After Raul rips himself off from Manny's face and flies away as Manny and Frida wave goodbye to him…]
You know, Frida, I really learned… [painfully] EE-YOOOOW!!!! [passes out]
[satisfied] Well said, dude. Well said.
Dad! Why'd you lock us in my room with a pizza?! [notices his mother] Hey, Mom! [dashes over to her and they hug]
Manny! [chuckles awkwardly] I'm so glad you're here. And Frida, too. Oh, good.
Maria, I must speak to you… alone. [Cut to them in his room] I am concerned that…
[notices the painting of herself up on the wall] Rodolfo, what is that?
What?! Nothing! I put it there to cover a hole. [clears throat] Maria, I am concerned that Manny is being led astray by his Grandpapi's criminal misdeeds.
[holds up a book of "Kids Manny's Age"] Kids Manny's Age are susceptible to their grandparent's influence. It's a fact.
We need to discuss the possibility of… Grandpapi moving out of the house.
[hearing his parents' discussion through the walls] No! He can't leave! Grandpapi isn't a bad influence on me.
How'd you learn to eavesdrop like this?
Grandpapi taught me.
[takes a sip of coffee] Papi.
[takes sip of coffee] Rodolfo.
[takes sip of coffee] Papi.
[takes sip of coffee] Rodolfo.
How could a newspaper bring such lies?! I will make them pay DEARLY! [rips apart the newspaper in half]
The policia love me? What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Manny, I have a surprise for you.
You mean we didn't come to the Miracle City Mint just to watch the criminals drool?
[Manny and Maria are eating at Burritos Explosivos for lunch]
Thanks, Mom. Burritos Explosivos is my favorite!
[sees a bull's head on the wall] Oh, mijo, look. Remember when you were younger and that bull used to freak you out?
Mom, I was a little kid, then. [An explosion blows the bull's head from the wall and it lands in his lap; screaming frightfully]
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