There are many matters that require my attention, Cavalier. The life of a Dungeon Master is not an easy one.
Are you kidding me? You have all this power and you never even use it! Boy, if I was Dungeon Master, I'd have it made!
What an interesting proposition! And it's true, I could use a little rest. Very well, Cavalier, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.
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