Ray Vecchio, Benton Fraser and others in “Diefenbaker's Day Off”

[about a man involved in an insurance scam] So what's the dilemma? We bust him.

Then I'd be breaking my word to the little girl.

And this gives you a problem.

Yes.

Oh.

And if I don't turn him in, then I'm withholding evidence of a crime.

Very good, Benny. You can go to the head of the class.

So I've given it some thought and I've come up with the only...only logical solution: you have to arrest me.

For what?

I can't tell you that.

Well, then I'm not gonna arrest you.

But you have to.

Well, I'm not.

You have to!

Oh, I'm not!

You have to!