Dr. Howard, Benton Fraser and others in “Diefenbaker's Day Off”

Constable Fraser. I hear you're quite the Good Samaritan. I didn't know we had any left in this town.

Well I'm sure any one of his neighbors would have done the same.

[gives a skeptical look] Yeah. Well, Mr. Pike has suffered considerable soft tissue damage, but none of his injuries are life-threatening.

Thank you. Oh excuse me, Dr. Howard. Is there any medical reason why Charlie might be prone to these accidents? Perhaps an inner ear imbalance resulting from an old boxing injury?

How did you know Charlie was a boxer?

Well, his nose cartilage has been reduced by almost 80%, and his left eye socket is raised about a half a centimeter above the right, indicating a slight shift in the cranial plates.

Where did you study?

The Inuvik Public Library. My grandparents were librarians.

You're kidding?

No.