Ray Vecchio, Benton Fraser and others in “Diefenbaker's Day Off”

Okay, I'm on the edge of my seat. What's this huge moral dilemma you're carrying on your shoulders?

I've given my word to a girl.

Fraser, you do not have to marry every girl that you meet.

Oh no, it's...she's a very young girl.

Well, then, you do have a problem.