Duckman
[driving from the hospital] Cornfed... do you think I'm attractive?
Cornfed
...Sorry, Duckman. I don't date people I work with.
Duckman
No, spam-for-brains, do ya think there's anything wrong with my bill?!
Cornfed
You mean the fact that it curves to one side, the nostrils don't match, it's covered with nicotine stains, acne, scars, varicose veins, and it whistles when you chew? [he turns to Duckman for a beat] I mean, no. Nothing I can see.
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