Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me?
Mm-hmm -- "Careful, son, I don't think the safety's on."
Before that!
“Not So Easy Riders” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Eric T. Duckman (4), Cornfed Pig (1)
(holding sign) I Promise Not to Jump Out At A Red Light And Abduct Your Children For $$$$$
Duckman (running from IRS agent) Seems like such a waste to go to jail JUST for tax evasion.
Duckman (runs into biker bar and trips on bottle into a biker)
BBiker
Watch it jerk.
Who you calling jerk you Long haired, Fat Bellied, Goofy Tattoo'd 60's Villager Wannabe Biker freak?
Shouldn't you be be out revving your engines really loud while people are trying to sleep or weaving in and out of traffic with complete disregard for the safety of others? Or beating up hippies at a free rock concert?
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