“We've started an office limerick competition. The person...” – Henry, Drop the Dead Donkey ... TV Quotes Database

Henry

We've started an office limerick competition. The person who comes up with the most offensively amusing ditty about our beloved proprietor, Sir Royston, wins a bottle of finest Moet Chandon.

Jill

Great. Sounds like fun.

Joy

Well, I've got one.

Henry

Good.

Joy

(reads)

Sir Royston's a horrible bastard.

I hate him, the big ugly bastard.

I'd like to shoot him,

Then smash his head in,

'Cos he's a bastard, the stupid fat bastard.

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