[Papa Nichols has tied Craig and Eric to chairs, with a broom on his hand]
Alright. For the last time, what have you done with Colonel Bradford?
We don't know.
We're not Germans.
We're from Lawndale.
Uh, actually, I'm from North Lawndale. See, last year, city council-
[Eric's phone is ringing revealing it's Josh]
What's that noise?! Where's it coming from?
My shirt pocket?
[Papa Nichols takes Eric's phone out of his pocket]
What is this? Is it some kind of weapon? Are you two from the future?!
No, that's just my cell phone.
It's a trick. Incoming!
[Papa Nichols throws the phone at the wall, breaking it thinking it was a weapon]
Oh no! He ruined my picture phone! It had all of our vacation photos on it.
From Niagara Falls? Aw, man!
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