[Craig and Eric are at home watching Papa Nichols]
Drake said he'd be asleep all night.
[wakes up] Oh, where am I? What's happened?
He's disoriented.
What did you call me?
Oh. Uh, nothing, sir. I was just, uhh...
What have you done with the rest of my unit?
What does he mean, his unit?
[Papa Nichols picks up his slipper]
I guess he thinks he's back in World War II.
[uses his slipper as a walkie-talkie] General Patton, sir. It's Sergeant Nichols. I've just been captured by 2 German nerds!
Oh. No, no, sir. We're not Germans.
That's just what a German would say!
No, no, no. You don't understand...
No, no. You will not capture me. [bonks Eric in the head] Ever!
Eric!
[mumbling] Get outta here! [Craig screams as Papa Nichols throws him over the couch] USA! USA! USA! [starts running off] USA! USA! USA! USA!
[after Papa Nichols leaves, Craig and Eric are sitting on the floor feeling themselves in pain]
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