[Drake and Josh get ready to ride The Demonator as they leave the house]
Hi, parents.
Bye, parents.
[stops the boys from leaving] Woah, woah, woah, woah. Where do you boys think you're going?
Uh, to make history.
We're going to ride The Demonator.
No, you promised that you'd stay here and watch Papa Nichols.
Ugh, fine. Here, come on, he can come with us. Come on, Josh, grab his feet.
Why do I always have to grab the feet?
[Drake lifts Papa Nichols' shoulders while Josh lifts his feet]
Guys, you can't take your great-grandfather to ride The Demonator.
Sure we can.
Yeah, you only have to be this tall. [he puts his hand about yay high]
The man just had surgery, and he's heavily medicated.
Oh, come on, he fought in World War II.
The Demonator is nothing for a man who's seen combat!
Okay, listen to my words. You boys are going to stay here and take care of Papa Nichols, are we clear?
Yes.
Fine.
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